It’s Valentine’s Day today. Or, as JJ and Rudhy call it, it's Singles Awareness Day (a.k.a., S.A.D.) today. The day when the world is divided into people who are single and people who are taken.... and those who are single become fully aware that they are single.
I’m not a great big fan of Valentine’s Day. Not that I’m one of those people who hate it… just that I don’t see any particular reason to celebrate it. Sure, love is a great thing to celebrate it… but far as I’m concerned, you don’t need a specific one day out of the whole year to celebrate love. I would be just as happy getting flowers or heart-shaped chocolates from a special someone any other day of the year…even more so coz’ on any other day I know the guy isn’t giving me stuff just ‘coz’ it’s Valentine’s Day and they’re ‘supposed’ to spread the lurve.
But of course, I don’t have any special someone right now, and even though there is that someone I still very much have in mind, thankfully V-Day doesn’t make me wish I could cozy up to him any more than usual… which is pretty much every day. Yeah yeah, you’ve all had fantasies too, so don’t gimme the funny look. Though I can’t help but still wish that today he would miraculously show up at my doorstep and serenade me with that manly man singing voice of his ….hmm…naaaaiiiiice… Aaaargh! Damn! Control yourself, woman!!
*Ahem* Anyway, in honour of the Day of Lurve on which I will most likely end up doing nothing but work, eat, watch American idol and sleep, I thought it would be interesting to see what my love life has in store for me… by using the highly reliable method of taking a bunch of online tests from Tickle.com and making a big summary of the results. I answered all of them as truthfully as possible, and here are those results (slightly edited coz’ they were all rather long-winded :Þ):
Test 1: Where Will You Find Romance?
Result: Carol, You'll Find Romance in
You believe in taking care of yourself inside and out, and there's nothing more attractive to you than a partner who shares that passion. That's why
Test 2: Who Is The Man of Your Dreams?
Result: Carol, A Secret Agent is The Man of Your Dreams
Mystery and intrigue — it's what you are looking for in life and love. From spontaneous weekend getaways to notes stuck in your jean pockets, you love being surprised and appreciate the extra thought and effort that goes into making it happen. That's why a secret agent could steal your heart!
Test 3: What Turns You On?
Result: Carol, a Romantic Gesture Turns You on
In affairs of the heart, your pulse pounds at the tender and enchanting moments, and romantic gestures are a sure way to give you butterflies. It might be sweet notes, a bubble bath for two, or even just an extra spin around the block listening to your favorite love song. Whatever it is, romantic moments (and the thoughts behind them) turn you on. Sure, brains are important, a sense of humor is attractive, and you never said there was anything wrong with sexy underthings, but it's how your partner expresses their feelings for you that really lights your fire.
Test 4: What Is Your Relationship Destiny?
Result: Carol, Your Relationship Destiny is to have a Romantic Rendezvous
Daring and headstrong, you know that the world is full of all kinds of adventures and possibilities, and you want to try as many of them as possible. Whether you've already met the action hero who's bold enough to join you on your travels, or are still looking for a soul brave enough, you're sure to enjoy the search. A risk taker by nature, you're not afraid to put yourself on the line, whether you're scaling mountains or falling in love on the first date. Sure, that means you'll get a few bumps and bruises along the way, but for a courageous spirit like you, that's part of the fun.
Test 5: The Passion Predictor Test
Result: Carol, You're a Snugglebunny!
When you're in love, the whole world knows it. The excitement of romance shines from your eyes. After all, love is grand. And so is intimacy, whispering sweet nothings and the joy of being cuddled up and cozy with your partner... Fact is, you've got a leg up on most folks when it comes to welcoming romance and nurturing its growth. Here's the catch: You might want to check in with yourself from time to time to make sure you're not avoiding real intimacy or hiding behind romantic games. We know, we know. It's more fun to just play. But keep in mind that true love is worth the work!
Test 6: What Kind of Kisser Are You?
Result: Carol, You're a Romantic Kisser
Whew, is it warm in here or is that just you? When it comes to kissing, you get your drive from the lure of romance. For you, it's more than a meeting of the lips. You appreciate kissing for the rush and for what it symbolizes. You're a kissing partner who can go beyond the sweet surrender of locking lips to discuss the meaning of relationships. To really express yourself, you're probably one who's concerned with setting the proper mood. You might light a fire or take your date to a beautiful lookout before cuddling and kissing. You probably like to make a lot of eye contact, gently hug and touch your date, and talk tenderly about your feelings. While your intentions are pure, your intensity might sometimes be a little overwhelming. Don't forget that being playful can also be a sign of affection, and remember, sometimes a kiss is just a kiss.
Test 7: The Wedding Date Predictor Test
Result: YOU ARE CLOSE to finding "the one!" We have carefully calculated your responses according to our scientific formula and harmonized the results to the Venutian lunar calendar. But don't get your hopes up to hear those wedding bells soon, because your bridesmaid days aren't over just yet.
YOU WILL BE MARRIED BY: Saturday, August 13, 2011
A number of different factors influenced your result. On the social front, you are not looking at an immediate marriage prospect. Prince Charming, for now, is waiting in the wings. But keep in mind that he is slowly warming to the idea. Emotionally, you seem to show some inner hesitations about marriage. You've got what it takes to make the plunge, but you seem to want a little more time. There is something more than the "jitters" at work here. Maybe you just want to enjoy your single status for a little longer. You have very few sexually motivated reasons for avoiding marriage. Of course, the carefree single life can pose a strong attraction, but you probably prefer the thought of devoting yourself to one person. Congratulations on having the strength and security to know what's right for you.
MY BIG SUMMARY:
So basically I need to catch a plane to Los Angeles, the land of healthy living, in the hopes of finding my one true lover boy, who will not only be living healthy but also will be a Secret Agent who can steal my heart through spontaneous romantic gestures such sweet notes and bubbly baths for two, and will also join me on a pre-destined romantic rendezvous, throughout which I shall be his cuddly snugglebunny who will often turn up the heat with romantic kisses until we finally tie the knot on August 13, 2011 and not earlier because I’m still not ready to ‘take the plunge’ as I am happily enjoying my singlehood.
Woohoo. I’m officially a total romantic. And now my love life is all worked out. All I need to do is to catch the next plane to
Happy Singles Awareness Day. :)
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